我的答客問

公司制訂既一系列答客問，本人認為其實只能應付一眾愚蠢顧客。
故本人已自行編制及採用一系列Q&A，以應付果d自己睇得自己好重要既vip。

1. 客: 唔該我想查account balance?
   我: 唔好意思，為左保障閣下既個人資料，我地係唔接受電話查詢。
   
2. 客: 有discount嗎?
   我: 太太，呢度唔係街市呀。
   
3. 客: 以前借$都唔洗噤多野，衣家咁樣即係趕客gei?
   我: 衣家唔再係有身分證就可以借到$既時代。你可以去兄弟試下。
   
4. 客: 你噤忙，我想搵另一個人幫我跟我個case ...
   我: 唔好意思，全個部門得我一個。
   
5. 客: 呀小姐，有冇年曆卡呀?
   我: 呢邊丫，請盡情攞。
   
6. 客: 你噤有誠意，我唔好意思唔幫親你。
   我: 咁就少說話，簽名confirm吧，哈哈。

假後抑鬱，本人暫只能維持有限度服務，請諒。

快樂聖誕

1. 不得不承認本人對節日存在冷感
2. 連放4日，full of holiday mood
3. 竟然連續兩天有人說我像范巧如，難道大家看得太多交易現場
4. 公司party在30號晚舉行，幸好不用跟某某一起count down
5. 考試要100分才算合格，同事們，零錯誤呵

很想你，你知道嗎?

1213

Always happy to see you ...

假後抑鬱

1. 假後抑鬱症發作
2. 老細comment本人只懂放假
3. 電腦竟跟本人一樣中毒太深
4. 親愛的，你好嗎

Exam done!!

1. did try my best n got da exam done finally
2. kept studying @ library during ALs; didnt eat properly for dayz then
3. very cold outside; felt better after having a bowl of rice
4. thanks wilson for lending me da financial calculator;
   although i didnt use it
5. missing my friends; esp my men

happy birthday, Mr A !!

dayz b4 exam; feel stressed

Studying @ PolyU library

1. A lot of sunshine today
2. Juz like a Uni student; walking around da campus & having tea @ canteen
3. Today's topic is Economics; back to da very bgn of demand & supply
4. Serval more dayz from da exam date; still chilling out w/ frds; so what am i doing??